+my girls are approaching 3 (holy shmoley, THREE!!) & they still drink a bottle at nap time & bedtime.
+i never make my bed. maybe 2 times a year. maybe. don’t tell my mom.
+i have many mom moments where i honestly lose it. i lock myself in my room, count to 10 (or a million & ten) then come out..cool, calm, & collected.
+i don’t sleep well at night (just started a few months ago). wine & bubble baths have done wonders for my soul.
+i like to jump on my bed when nobody’s looking. oh, & flex in the mirror. you don’t?
+i have over 10 journals, all filled to the brim. wouldn’t you like to know.
+my girls sleep ‘til 10 or longer every morning (& no, i don’t drug them)
+we left the girls in the church nursery once (a long time ago, people!) & went to denny’s for a breakfast date.
+i hate the word(s) play date. no thanks. i’m out.
+i pretend to listen a lot of the time when really i’m checked out. very few people have figured me out.
+i talk &, i guess, walk in my sleep..just last night tim said i was up cleaning our room in the middle of the night. no recollection. call me kooky.
+every time we pass mcdonald's my girls ask for guy guys (french fries in chinese twin language. duh.). they totally know the sign. & i’m a softy for their fries & chicken nuggets. (we actually just got back from there…had a guy guy craving)
+i have a weird phone phobia. i’d rather text. or email. calling would be last.
+i never make my bed. maybe 2 times a year. maybe. don’t tell my mom.
+i have many mom moments where i honestly lose it. i lock myself in my room, count to 10 (or a million & ten) then come out..cool, calm, & collected.
+i don’t sleep well at night (just started a few months ago). wine & bubble baths have done wonders for my soul.
+i like to jump on my bed when nobody’s looking. oh, & flex in the mirror. you don’t?
+i have over 10 journals, all filled to the brim. wouldn’t you like to know.
+my girls sleep ‘til 10 or longer every morning (& no, i don’t drug them)
+we left the girls in the church nursery once (a long time ago, people!) & went to denny’s for a breakfast date.
+i hate the word(s) play date. no thanks. i’m out.
+i pretend to listen a lot of the time when really i’m checked out. very few people have figured me out.
+i talk &, i guess, walk in my sleep..just last night tim said i was up cleaning our room in the middle of the night. no recollection. call me kooky.
+every time we pass mcdonald's my girls ask for guy guys (french fries in chinese twin language. duh.). they totally know the sign. & i’m a softy for their fries & chicken nuggets. (we actually just got back from there…had a guy guy craving)
+i have a weird phone phobia. i’d rather text. or email. calling would be last.
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whew. glad i got those off my chest. just kidding, it was kinda fun.
but enough about me, what are your secret confessions? do tell.
5 comments:
Nice confessions but I don't think Mcds is a secret! I also have to leave the room sometimes to count and catch my breath! Now about this playdate word phobia...what's up with that? I thought we had good playdates! Do you want me to call it something else? :) When I read your girls were turning three I thought for sure that was a typo...no, they have to be turning two, they can't grow up that fast!
nice confessions ha ha ...guy guys so funny!! i posted some confessions on my page ha ha good idea for a post! have you seen step brothers?? when they sleep walk he he
we are pretty similar on a lot of those! hilarious that you went to denny's while the kids were in the nursery.
I too hate the phone. I knew there was a reason I like you :).
What a great post! I thought I was the only one who left the kids at church for a breakfast date. Free babysitting! I wish my kids slept till ten! I feel like I need to make a post on my blog like this. What a wieght of the chest! Thanks. Carrie
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