intervention can start..........................................................now.
3.19.2009
in need of some serious intervention.
remember how i was all gung ho about potty training a&e? yeah, remember that? (i guess you wouldn't know unless you're my facebook friend, so let's be friends, yes?) well, operation potty train was a big fat bust & here's what happened when i quit. buh-bye potty treats. the mommy ate you up.
and after that, she ate half a bag of doritos for dinner. the family size.
she's sad & feeling very sorry for herself. plus she's gained 10lbs in a month. gee, wonder why? and no, she is not pregnant. she just has lousy eating habits & no self control.

the daddy thinks the mommy is depressed. the mommy thinks she is just hungry. & tired. & maybe anemic. oh, don't get me started.
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9 comments:
please girl you have not gained 10 lbs and if you did, you needed it cause you look too fantastic! I think you really want to be pregnant and are eating that way to take care of your secret desire :)...Oh, come on...you know you want to join the party...get busy girl! hahaha!! Ok...stop the candy and junk and call Karen...she will whip your butt in to shape and be Jillian for you! Eat strawberries and flush the potty candies down the potty!!!
Oh, and potty training will come...when I tried to rush it with Boston I just got frustrated and when I gave up he decided to do it on his own after awhile...no need to stress! Love ya molita!
sorry about the potty training:( so stressful to have to train TWO, i cannot even imagine, it's so hard with just one.
but hilarious that you ate their yummy treats! you are too funny.
hang in there!
Molly my twins were not potty trained until they were 2 months shy of their 3rd birthday- don't try and rush it they will let you know when they are ready-as for the eating I fell the same way-I'm always thinking about my next snack-Hang in there
damn you and the horse you road in on!!!
bahaaahaaa! you girls make me laugh! especially you, mycrazygirls!! why don't you show yourself!! jk. i'm not really depressed guys. don't call the psych ward just yet. i really am just a natural born fatty, who likes a bag of doritos for dinner every now-and-again :) thanks for your concern though..i'm feelin' the love...
If a bag of Doritos every once is awhile satisfies your hunger, I say dig in! There are worse things to be addicted too...like crack.
Potty training is silly. It means you have to use public bathrooms, and thats just gross.
you make me laugh friend, i think that you should do a mommy act at the inprov club, cuz you crack me up. I love you and please you eat like a bird, i out eat you!
Too funny! Well if it makes you feel any better my mom told me today that my waistline looks "bloated" and I'm not even PMSing or pregnant! I need an intervention too. Let's go to Pechanga and hit up their buffet:)
Hahaha! You are too adorable! Seriously, I'm not sure where you're hiding that extra 10 lbs. because from where I'm at, you look like a serious dish. And that's a good thing, obviously. Heehee.
I also want you to know that you're half the inspiration for my serious desire to get my nose pierced. Every time I see your's I think, "I WANT! I WANT!" Heehee.
In any case, good luck with the potty training! Good times! :)
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