12 questions in the grocery store...on every aisle.

so i ventured upon this blog of a mom that i don't even know...but got a good laugh (a really good laugh) and had to share some mom of twins humor.

these are the same questions i hear EVERYDAY...
every time i go ANYWHERE.

now, i would never EVER answer this way to your face (not sweet, little, innocent meeee), but this might be what i'm thinking...evil, i know.

1. Are they twins?
One is a twin and one isn't.

2. Can you tell them apart?
No. Not since I took off the hospital anklet. I do know that the older one is half an inch taller!

3. How do you tell them apart?
I don't worry about it, I figure that since they're identical, one is as good as the other.

4. I can barely manage one, how do you do it?
I'm not a wuss like you.

5. What do you do when they cry at the same time?
Cry.

6. You must have your hands full!
Better than empty.

7. Are they natural?
No, they have plastic arms and legs.

8. Do you have help?
Why? Are you offering?

9. Do twins run in the family?
Yes. They run. They scream. They make my left eye twitch.

10. Did you plan on having twins?
Heck no. But the hospital was having a two for one sale and I couldn't help myself.

11. How did you conceive them?
Sex. Twice in one night.

12. Double trouble!!!
Seriously... just don't ever say that. Trust!